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Things I Never Thought I’d Do… Until I Became A Mom

Things I never Thought I'd Do...Until I Became A Mom

Becoming a Mom is one of the greatest joys in life, but you better have a sense of humor to survive! There will be times when you can’t believe what just happened, and even more times when it won’t even phase you. Just keep on laughing, and know that you’re not alone. Motherhood should be its’ own sport, and you are a star athlete! Here are some of the super fun things I’ve experienced since becoming a Mom, that I could have never seen coming!

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I Never Thought I’d:

*Fall asleep sitting upright in a chair, because there is absolutely no way I’m going to risk waking this baby up.

*Pump. In the car. On the side of the interstate. Or even better, while driving.

*LITERALLY cry over spilled milk.

*Come thisclose to answering the door with a boob still hanging out.

*Catch vomit in my hands, without flinching OR gagging.

*Find dried poop on my leg, and have absolutely no clue how or when it got there.

*Sing songs from Dora the Explorer in my car…. . Alone.

*Fly solo with an infant 14 times in her first year.

*Search high and low for the PERFECT Minnie Mouse costume that my daughter will wear for maybe an hour.

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Things I Never Thought I'd Do...Until I Became A Mom!

For even more laughs, here are some revelations from fellow Moms, who never thought they’d:

“Pick someone else’s nose, and not be weirded out!”
-Kristin, Little Mama Jama

“I never thought I would baby wear, for some reason I associated it with ‘crunchy’ Moms. Also, baby feet are the cutest and I can kiss them all day, but normally feet freak me out.”
-Amy, The Strattons Blog

“I never thought I’d hide chocolate in my nightstand and hide in the bathroom and eat it. Kids are stressful!”
-Dana, Mama Needs Cake

“Pass an empty soda bottle to the backseat on our 15 hour drive to my parents so my son could relieve himself because the next rest stop was more than 20 miles away and there was a blizzard outside.”
-Corinne, This Tiny Nest

“I never thought I would let my house get overrun and cluttered with toys. “
-Natalie, Mama: Doing It All

“I never thought I’d let my kids just take my phone and do whatever they want on it so i can get five more minutes of sleep.”
-Hannah, World’s Okayest Mom

“I never thought I’d use the tv as a babysitter – but its either that or nothing gets done!”
-Kate, Ever After With Kids

“Sit on my bathroom floor so I can drink my coffee in peace!”
-Stacey, Just Mommin’ Around

“Never able to go to the bathroom on my own.”
-Jalisa, Thrifty Haute Mom

“Let my kids go somewhere in Pjs. Also let them wear character clothes.”
-Ashlee, Oh Happy Bray

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Things I Never Thought I'd Do...Until I Became A Mom!

“I never thought I would meet someone who not only looks exactly like me but has the same sense of humor. My daughter and I are so much alike it amazes me all of the time.”
-Melissa, Thirty Something Super Mom

“Have a phone interview while carrying a baby or bring a child into the office (boss was on leave)”
-JR, My Favorite Lists

“I thought I would LOVE being a stay at home mom. Then I became one and felt like I was slowly losing myself! So I started a business from home and that balance is exactly right for me.”
-Ruthy, Percolate Kitchen

“I never thought I would ever feed my kid junk from a drive through, but here I am four kids later and they are not strangers to a McDonalds Happy Meal.”
-Caitlin, Real Mom Recs

“I never thought I’d know the complete life stories of all of the Wiggles and follow them on Instagram.”
-Niki, Toot’s Mom is Tired

“I never thought I’d let my kid eat chicken nuggets every night but I’ve learned to pick my battles.”
-Ashley, Spit Up and Sit Ups

“Catch poop in my bare hands because the idea of having to clean and sanitize the bathtub after was less appealing.”
-Jordan, Crafty Teacher Mama

“I never thought I would have the showering habits of a 12 year old boy!”
-Inez, For the Love of Mom

“I never thought I’d resort to hiding in the bathroom pretending to use the toilet for five minutes of alone time.”
-Amy, The Work at Home Mom

“Never thought I would have an audience while using the toilet.”
-Lauren, Lil Olive Tree

“I never thought I would suck snot out of a baby’s nose. I even did it once without the Nose Frida!”
-Susan, Glorious Mom Blog

“I never thought I’d have to dodge pee flying straight for my face!”
-Abieda, Crazy Mom Journal

 Motherhood is definitely a journey; so sit back, enjoy the fun, and know that you’ll have some really great stories to tell your kiddos when they get older. 😉

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  • 2018-01-17 at 4:43 PM
    Breanne S Wrightson

    I relate to all of these! The one about following the wiggles on Instagram cracked me up! I googled them the other day and was telling my husband all about them when he got home and he laughed.

  • 2018-01-22 at 1:32 PM

    This is fantastic and thank you for including me! 🙂

  • 2018-01-23 at 6:04 PM

    Hello ,

    I saw your tweet about animals and thought I will check your website. I like it!

    I love pets. I have two beautiful thai cats called Tammy(female) and Yommo(male). Yommo is 1 year older than Tommy. He acts like a bigger brother for her. 🙂
    I have even created an Instagram account for them ( https://www.instagram.com/tayo_home/ ) and probably soon they will have more followers than me (kinda funny).

    I have subscribed to your newsletter. 🙂

    Keep up the good work on your blog.


  • 2018-01-30 at 11:31 PM

    Great post! I loved the hiding in the bathroom ones *sigh* it brought back memories…..wait a minute! I still have those moments!! Lol. Seriously though, this was a great read and gave me some much needed laughs😎

  • 2018-02-13 at 12:56 AM

    This is hilarious 😂 answering the door with a boob out… yeah I’ve come SO close to that 😂

  • 2018-02-14 at 6:11 PM

    Love this collection of memories and moments that highlighted motherhood for all of you. I can totally relate to hiding chocolate and eating it in private.

  • 2018-03-05 at 11:45 PM

    Such a great post and love all of these! Dying over this one… *Find dried poop on my leg, and have absolutely no clue how or when it got there
    Totally been there! 😂 #momlife

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